In the meantime, a bit of fun. Last week we selected words to be used in a mad-lib. And here are the results of my off-the-wall and odd selections:
Harry Potter, the boy wonder, the (dumb blond) of the wizarding world; sat alone in his tiny bedroom scratching his (cochlea) and cleaning the (henna) out of Hedwig's cage. This summer wasn't nearly as boring as his previous summers had been.
Over the summer, his cousin Dudley had grown quite frightened of him. Harry secretly kept cursing him, even though under age use of magic was strictly forbidden outside of Hog(psoriasis)'s school of (Germ-X)craft and (Ego).
It seemed the wizarding world turned a blind (uvula) when it came to Harry, and he never got in trouble for his... transgressions.
One particularly memorable curse on Dudley happened on the (1,964)th of June. It was so hot, you could (solicit) a (tweezer) on the sidewalk.
Dudley sat on his enormous (thorax) in front of the telly, spooning (drum)ful after (drum)ful of (apple pie) down his throat. Harry thought he looked rather (polar bear)ish, with his piggy little eyes and fat body.
Harry got an evil little grin on his (thyroid gland) and raised his wand behind Dudley's head. "(QUI DOCET DISCIT)" he shouted; which translated to English means "Turn this boy's head into a (star fruit) and make him dance around like a (black bear) with (arachnoid cysts)!"
And that's just what Dudley did! He (warped) off the couch, screamed "(KNORPHLYTIACLE)!" to the top of his lungs, and began (fabricating) on the floor, while turning in circles and flapping his (coccyx).
Harry was laughing so hard, he almost peed his (truss). He was still laughing, and Dudley was still flapping, when Uncle Vernon came thundering down the stairs. He had gone a nice shade of purple. He looked at Harry, shaking in anger, then looked at Dudley, horrified. "(A WOMAN WHO SEEKS TO BE EQUAL WITH MEN LACKS AMBITION)!" he screamed, then calmly turned and walked away.
Harry and Dudley looked at each other in abject confusion. Harry shrugged his shoulders in a "beats me" gesture, and the two cousins sat on the sofa, temporarily forgetting their animosity toward one another.
Dudley lifted the half empty (drum) of (apple pie) and offered it to Harry.
"Don't mind if I do!" said the bespectacled young man, grabbing a spoon and preparing to dine.
Dudley's (coccyx) gave one mighty final flap, and the boys had a most enjoyable evening, indeed.
I like this one. It'sa funny.
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